u = You
r = Are
tym = Time
4got = Forgot
2 = To, too, two
4 = For, four
n = And, an
And then we have the countless number of stupid acronyms;
LOL = Laugh or laughing out loud
ROFL or ROTFL = Rolling on the floor laughing
ROFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off
BRB = Be Right Back
OMG = Oh my God
OMFG = Oh my fucking God
Don't forget this timeless classic
IASWWELABA = I'm a stupid wanker who eats, lives and breathes acronyms.
That's just the tip of the iceberg, there are so many more out there in the wild world of the Internet. If I put in the effort to type like someone who passed Grade 7 English so the recipient of my writings can have a pleasant time reading, I would like the same. I can guarantee you, if I could rip a hole in time and pull a Neanderthal into the present day it would be able to pump out a more coherent and literate passage of literature than half of the fuck wits I converse with over the Internet.
Even the spell checker used by Blogger has been retarded. Apparently '4got' is a word. I'm sorry Google, my dictionary disagrees with you, you can borrow it if you want.

After hours of searching I managed to find the Google edition of the Oxford Dictionary. Turns out they wont be needing to borrow mine. Google, you win again.
I could continue to write about the things pissing me off but I wont, I don't have the patience and in the end I would end up writing about myself writing about things pissing me off as it would piss me off. Do I like feeling like this? No. I don't, I wish it would fuck off.
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