The Shittest Fortnight of my Entire Life

I'm so pissed off I don't even know how to begin this blog so my fortnight will be broken down into dot points.

• I had hives
• I was under the belief that I had an allergy/intolerance to some type of food, acid or preservative
• I had a panic attack
• I nearly had severel other panic attacks
• I started to have anxiety problems
• We moved house
• More anxiety problems preventing me from eating and being a normal person when I wasn't around my friends
• I find out that I cannot continue my service with the greatest ISP known to mortal man due to restraints in Tasmania that does not allow them to give me a new service
• I have to waste $55 on nothing because of the above
• I now have to settle with some pathetic, shit waste of time ISP like NetSpace until late this year/early next.
• Fuck you

Having a Toe Nail Removed Sucks

As the title says. It sucks. I had to have the toe nail on my big toe completely removed yesterday. Now I'm pretty much bound to my bedroom until I see the doctor again tomorrow to have the bandage removed. Hopefully then I'll be able to put shoes back on and be able to walk properly. It's going to be strange not having that toe nail ever again, I'm sure I'll get used to it though.

My View and Opinion on my current state of mind

I really don't know. As of late a lot of things have been pissing me off, causing me to think much more. Subtle things that I notice people doing, the way people type, write or speak, the way people act and what they do are some of the things really getting to me lately. Seriously, if I'm trying to have a conversation with someone over instant messaging and they type using truncated words and, or words with letters that weren't even there to begin with it pisses me off to no end. Examine these fine but few examples;

u = You
r = Are
tym = Time
4got = Forgot
2 = To, too, two
4 = For, four
n = And, an

And then we have the countless number of stupid acronyms;

LOL = Laugh or laughing out loud
ROFL or ROTFL = Rolling on the floor laughing
ROFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off
BRB = Be Right Back
OMG = Oh my God
OMFG = Oh my fucking God

Don't forget this timeless classic

IASWWELABA = I'm a stupid wanker who eats, lives and breathes acronyms.

That's just the tip of the iceberg, there are so many more out there in the wild world of the Internet. If I put in the effort to type like someone who passed Grade 7 English so the recipient of my writings can have a pleasant time reading, I would like the same. I can guarantee you, if I could rip a hole in time and pull a Neanderthal into the present day it would be able to pump out a more coherent and literate passage of literature than half of the fuck wits I converse with over the Internet.

Even the spell checker used by Blogger has been retarded. Apparently '4got' is a word. I'm sorry Google, my dictionary disagrees with you, you can borrow it if you want.



After hours of searching I managed to find the Google edition of the Oxford Dictionary. Turns out they wont be needing to borrow mine. Google, you win again.

I could continue to write about the things pissing me off but I wont, I don't have the patience and in the end I would end up writing about myself writing about things pissing me off as it would piss me off. Do I like feeling like this? No. I don't, I wish it would fuck off.